"FALL OUT WITH YOUR BAYONETS!"
One hundred pairs of boots go pounding out the door, everybody carrying a bayonet, and lining up at the assembly point.
"THE ARMY HAS DECIDED TO GIVE US NEW BAYONETS. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TOUCH THE TIP OF THIS BAYONET. IT'S VERY, VERY SHARP.
Everybody takes a bayonet.
Ten seconds later, blood is running down one hundred fingers.
Discuss: Why did these men touch the tip of the new bayonet?
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